NITROUS OXIDE ( nos / n2o ) advice forum

can somebody please give me 2grand, i need £700 to sort the capri shell out and another £1400 to build a super strong new engine
ooooh forgot i need a new clutch too so better make it £2500

plus i could do with a tardis garage, due to claire deciding the house needed a complete top to bottom clean out
the only way i could save all the precious things that she wanted to take to the tip was to give them santuary in the garage
i mean, who would throw away a homer simpson duff beer mini fridge just because it had never been used????? crazy things women i tell ya

this all adds upto sucking monkey balls, in this case a stalemate of no money and no place to work on the car

trev is there anyway you could see fit to lend me your wallet magnet for a week or two?
ill only need it in the unlikely event that a good samaritian doesnt come to my rescue

anyone know the going rate for a granny at the moment? cash offers only! NO P/EX!

im glad someones finding it amusing
oh the joys of living with ya bird.....

FFS Moo!

Just sell a kidney and get on with the engine....

tbh sell ya bird.... lol

ive tried, but alas no offers were given.......
even said she came with a baby, only had interest then from gary glitter

dave ive only got one kidney left, i sold the other one years ago
if you can think of any other organs that have spares ill give it a go

Surely the mrs would fetch good money for medical research?

but then id have to get up in the night to look after the baby!
she has her uses lol

woohoo!
engine and body refurb money on its way
the trick is to have a twat whos not lookin where hes going crash into the back of your vehicle
then wait for 3years for the tossers at insurance company to sort out your claim
then the other tossers at the insurance company who has covering the twats car agree something
then they have to debate it a little (this can take upto 2years or longer)
then if your very lucky you get a payout for having a sore back for 3years

im not bitter or twisted, it would hurt my back too much
bodywork 1st, then engine! sweet

hmmm temptation of pro system, 3pairs of soliniods .............

By bodywork I assume you mean some repairs to your back Moo??

Trev must be an injury Lawyer you know.

I contacted him recently about some stuff that he said he posted, but didnt arrive.

He told me. "No WON, No Fee"

unforunatly it would take far more money to repair my bodywork lol
derustification of the capri shell only

"no won, no fee" if only it was true